1936. In the United
States, a new miracle fabric called nylon is becoming popular,
the Great Plains continue to suffer from a severe drought
that is turning the region into a Dust Bowl, Alf Landon is
running for President, Victor Hess is receiving the Nobel
Prize for Physics for discovering cosmic radiation, Gone With
the Wind is the best-selling novel, and steak is twenty-five
cents a pound. Elsewhere, black track star Jesse Owen is embarrassing
Adolph Hitler by winning four gold medals at the Olympic Games
in Berlin, Edward the VIII of England is abdicating the throne
to marry a commoner, the Spanish Civil War is beginning to
heat up, and the Leather Goddesses of Phobos are completing
plans to invade the Earth and turn it into their private pleasure
world.
Don't let anyone
ever tell you that nothing happens in Upper Sandusky, Ohio,
because on this day in 1936, you're snatched out of your favorite
bar in Upper Sandusky - kidnapped by minions of the evil Leather
Goddesses. You are brought back to Phobos as an experimental
subject, as preparations continue to enslave every man and
woman on Earth.
If you succeed
in escaping the clutches of the Leather Goddesses, you will
begin an odyssey the likes of which you have never even imagined
(except, perhaps, in certain very enjoyable dreams). With
your loyal friend and fellow Earthmate at your side, you will
begin a naughty, bawdy, rowdy, rousing and very, very amusing
romp across the solar system. Your mission, should you be
able to catch your breath long enough to think about it, is
to collect the materials you'll need to ultimately defeat
the Leather Goddesses of Phobos and save humanity! Are you
"up" for the job?
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